I Can't Believe I'm Saying This, But

New Rule: If Churches Don't Have To Pay Taxes, They Also Can't Call The Fire Department When They Catch Fire. Sorry Reverend, That's One Of Those Services That Goes Along With Paying In. I'll Use The Fire Department I Pay For. You Can Pray For Rain.

New Rule: 'kidiots' Leave The Children Behind. At Least Until They Learn Something. A New Study Has Shown That Half Of American High Schools Agree That Newspapers Should Only Be Able To Publish Government-approved Material. Almost One Out Of Five Said People Should Not Be Allowed To Voice Unpopular Opinions..this Is The First Generation After September 11th, Who Discovered News During A 'watch What You Say' Administration...george W. Bush Once Asked, 'is Our Children Learning.' No, They Isn't. A Better Question Would Be, 'is Our Teacher's Teaching?

I Find It Ironic That Republicans Have Such Disdain For The Lazy, And Yet Their Solution To Every Problem Is Do Nothing. Their Answer To Wealth Inequality, Do Nothing. Health Care? Do Nothing. Climate Change? Nothing. Racism? Doesn’t Exist. For A Group Of People So Head Over Heels In Love With Self-reliance, They Sure Do Recommend A Lot Of Sitting On Their Ass.

Recognition Is One Of The Three Big Elements Of Comedy.

To Most Christians, The Bible Is Like A Software License. Nobody Actually Reads It. They Just Scroll To The Bottom And Click 'i Agree'.