I Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even

We All Hope For Breakthrough Rebirth Moments. When You're Headed For A Breakthrough Moment, It's Kind Of Scary Because You Say, 'if I Break Through Then I Have To Make Great Change In My Life.'

I Do Try To Keep My Show Very Improvisational. I Don't Work Off A Set List; I Like To Keep It More In The Moment. I Like To Have Information About Where I'm Going, What Might Be Happening In That Particular Region As Well. I Like For People To Feel Like The Show Is For Them.

I Was Doing Comedy In Laundry Mats In 1992, Literally Where I Would Bring A Little Gorilla Amp And A Lapel Mike And Just Start Performing.

I'm Watching Some Television Tonight. I'm Watching The Discovery Channel. You Know, This Channel, You Never Ever Plan On Watching This. It Just Happens. You're Flickin' Around, All Of A Sudden - Boom - You're Watching A Mole For An Hour-and-a-half.

I Have A New Saying, What I See In Vegas, I Am Telling Everybody.