I Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even

My Grandmother Died Of Natural Causes. Or As My Family Calls It Murdered By The Lord.

I'm Quitting The Business Today. I'm Going To Open Up An Appliance Store, I've Always Really Been Into Toasters. I'm Giving It All Up.

When You Are Doing Stand-up Comedy, You Are The Writer, Producer, Director, Sometimes Bouncer.

I'm Focused On Staying As Healthy As I Can So I Can Work More.

I Never Leave A Dog Alone In A Car On A Hot Day. I Make Sure It's With An Elderly Person Holding A Baby.