I Never Leave A Dog Alone In

Here's How You Know That You're Really Drunk: When You Get Into A Taxi Cab And You Think The Fare Is The Time.

I Love Singing Along To The Radio While I'm Riding In The Back Of A Squad Car.

When You See Somebody Walking Down The Street Wearing A Superman T-shirt, You Just Want To Shoot Them In The Chest ... When They Start To Bleed Go, I Guess Not

Christina Can Sing All The Notes, But Britney Is Just Hot!

My Favorite Sexual Position Is When The Girl Is Facing Mecca And I Am Fighting Off A Wolf.