I Can't Do Anything To Death, Doctor's

It's Very Hard To Keep Your Spirits Up. You've Got To Keep Selling Yourself A Bill Of Goods, And Some People Are Better At Lying To Themselves Than Others. If You Face Reality Too Much, It Kills You.... You've Got To Find An Answer To The Question: Why Go On?

My Luck Is Getting Worse And Worse. Last Night, For Instance, I Was Mugged By A Quaker.

The Baby Is Fine. The Only Problem Is That He Looks Like Edward G. Robinson.

All People Know The Same Truth. Our Lives Consist Of How We Choose To Distort It.

Problems Are Like Toilet Paper. You Pull On One And Ten More Come.