I Can't Do Coffee, But I Can

Donald Trump Can't Come Up With A Hairstyle That Looks Human, How Can He Come Up With A Plan To Defeat Isis.

Singing Is Like Going To A Party At Someone Else's House. Acting Is Like Having The Party At Your Own House.

I Just Don't Understand How Anyone Would Want To Be A Republican. I Just Can't Figure It. I Don't Understand. If You're Poor, If You're Any Kind Of Minority - Gay, Black, Latino, Anything. If You're Not A Rich Born-again-christian, I Don't Get It.

I'm From A Gypsy Background!

If A Man's A Good Kisser, He's A Great F-.