I Can't Get My Wrists To Bleed,

And If I Am Elected, I Promise The Formation Of A New Party, A Third Party, A Wild Party.

I Haven't Had An Alcoholic Drink In 22 Years, But When I Did Drink I'd Go For Either Canadian Whisky Or Budweiser. Sometimes Both. For A Long Time I Used To Think "hey You, Get Off The Floor!" Was My Name.

Stick A Needle In Your Arm, You Bite The Dust, You Buy The Farm.

If I Spray It On The Seat, Lady Gonna Tie A Big Knot In The Meat.

The Best Things In Life Don't Make Sense