I'm Eighteen And I Like It.

The Minute You Step Onstage, You Get Eight Feet Taller.

It Doesn't Matter How Many Drugs I Take, I'm Not Fulfilled. This Isn't Satisfying. There's A Spiritual Hunger Going On. Everybody Feels It. If You Don't Feel It Now, You Will. Trust Me. You Will... Drinking Beer Is Easy. Trashing Your Hotel Room Is Easy. But Being A Christian, That's A Tough Call. That's The Real Rebellion.

I Liked Jim Morrison A Lot As A Person. He Was This Very Poetic Character, And Death Was Always On His Mind. And It Showed Up In His Songs - I Mean, Almost Every Song He Wrote Had Something To Do With Dying. He Was An American Treasure That Went Way Too Soon.

It's So Funny That People Think I Actually Ran For President. I Am Maybe The Most Un-political Person You're Ever Going To Meet. When I Put "elected" Out, It Was Definitely A Satire... "alice Cooper For President"... When Everybody Realized I Was Running Against Nixon, You Known, Even On A Joke Level, I Think I Got A Lot Of Write-in Votes.

I Was Nervous. I Mean, I'd Met The Beatles, And Elvis, And Everybody, But This Was Salvador Dalí . This Was Like My History.