I Can't Memorize Names And Shake Hands

The Most Ineffective Workers Are Systematically Moved To The Place Where They Can Do The Least Damage: Management.

In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way To Impress Women Was To Own A Hot Car.

Large Corporations Welcome Innovation And Individualism In The Same Way The Dinosaurs Welcomed Large Meteors.

Most Success Springs From An Obstacle Or Failure.

People Are Idiots. Including Me. Everyone Is An Idiot, Not Just The People With The Low Sat Scores. The Only Difference Is That We're Idiots About Different Things At Different Times. No Matter How Smart You Are, You Spend Much Of Your Day Being An Idiot.