I Can't Memorize Names And Shake Hands

Technology Will Definitely Solve All Our Problems, But In The Process It Will Create Brand New Ones. But That's O.k. Because The Most You Can Expect From Life Is To Get To Solve Better And Better Problems.

Creativity Is Allowing Yourself To Make Mistakes. Art Is Knowing Which Ones To Keep.

Women Are Treated Differently By Society For Exactly The Same Reason That Children And The Mentally Handicapped Are Treated Differently.

Highly Intelligent And Well-informed People Disagree On Every Political Issue. Therefore, Intelligence And Knowledge Are Useless For Making Decisions, Because If Any Of That Stuff Helped, Then All The Smart People Would Have The Same Opinions. So Use Your "gut Instinct" To Make Voting Choices. That Is Exactly Like Being Clueless, But With The Added Advantage That You'll Feel As If Your Random Vote Preserved Democracy.

God Designs People's Emotions So You Fall In Love With People Who, In Return, Wouldn't Even Use Your Hollowed-out Skull For A Spittoon.