I Can't Memorize Names And Shake Hands

Crackpot Is An Excellent Job Because The Expectations Are So Low. No One Ever Tells Crackpots That They Should Be Doing More.

Nothing Defines Humans Better Than Their Willingness To Do Irrational Things In The Pursuit Of Phenomenally Unlikely Payoffs. This Is The Principle Behind Lotteries, Dating, And Religion.

Ask A Deeply Religious Christian If He’d Rather Live Next To A Bearded Muslim That May Or May Not Be Plotting A Terror Attack, Or An Atheist That May Or May Not Show Him How To Set Up A Wireless Network In His House. On The Scale Of Prejudice, Atheists Don’t Seem So Bad Lately.

If A Job's Worth Doing, It's Too Hard.

Men Live In A Fantasy World. I Know This Because I Am One, And I Actually Receive My Mail There