Men Live In A Fantasy World. I

I Get Mail; Therefore I Am.

Men Live In A Fantasy World. I Know This Because I Am One, And I Actually Receive My Mail There

Technology: No Place For Wimps!

Science Is A Good Thing. News Reporters Are Good Things Too. But It's Never A Good Idea To Put Them In The Same Room.

I'm Not Happy On Vacation. In Those Rare Times When I Have Three Hours With No Work I Have To Do, I'm Terribly Uncomfortable.