I Can't Run A Company... I Can't

I Drew The Duck Blue Because I've Never Seen A Blue Duck Before And, To Be Honest With You I Wanted To See A Blue Duck.

I Wasn't A Kid Growing Up Thinking, 'one Day I'll Get An Oscar And Make A Speech.' That Wasn't On My Mind.

I Was Raised By A Mother Who Told Me I Was Great Every Day Of My Life.

In High School I Wanted To Be A Rock Star And Was In A Lot Of Bands.

Alright, Remember, Alcohol Equals Puke Equals Smelly Mess Equals Nobody Likes You.