I Can Tell By The Way Somebody

There Are Enough Tears In Any Child's Life; We Certainly Don't Need To Add To Them In The Name Of Entertainment.

When I Married Wilnelia, One Of The First Things I Wanted To Know About Puerto Rico Was The Quality Of The Golf Courses.

No One - Apart From My Agent, Perhaps - Should Leave One Of My Shows In Tears.

I Am Not Doddery... Doddery I Am Not!

They Do Say, The Smaller The Feet, The Better The Dancer.