I Can Usually Judge A Fellow By

Be Nice To People On Your Way Up Because You'll Meet Them On Your Way Down.

The Most Pitiful Human Ailment Is A Birdseed Heart.

The Cuckoo Who Is On To Himself Is Halfway Out Of The Clock.

I've Spent Several Years In Hollywood, And I Still Think The Movie Heroes Are In The Audience.

There Is Something About A Closet That Makes A Skeleton Terribly Restless.