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I Cannot Tell You What Hotel I'm Staying At, But There Are Two Trees Involved.
-Mitch Hedberg
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I Cannot Tell You What Hotel I'm
Mitch Hedberg
I Cannot Tell You What Hotel I'm Staying At, But There Are Two Trees Involved.
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