I Cannot Tell You What Hotel I'm

I Have An Idea For Sweatshops: Air Conditioning! That's Simple. 14 Year Old Boys Working Twelve Hour Days? "yeah, But They're Comfortable!"

I Like Kit-kat, Unless I'm With Four Or More People.

I Can Read Minds, But I'm Illiterate.

People Who Smoke Cigarettes, They Say "you Don't Know How Hard It Is To Quit Smoking." Yes I Do. It's As Hard As It Is To Start Flossing.

Y'know, You Can't Please All The People All The Time... And Last Night, All Those People Were At My Show.