I Chewed Up A Lot Of Florida

I Always Like To Find Those Little Mom-and-pop Sandwich Places, Or Diners. Those Are My Favorite Kind Of Places.

I'm From Minnesota! I Used To Work Knuckleheads At The Mall Of America As A Stand-up. I Spent New Year's There Once. I'm Not Trying To Namedrop.

You Know, I'm Playing The Mirage In Vegas, The Main Room... About 5 Percent Of All Comics End Up As The Main Headliner On The Vegas Strip, So That's A Big Deal For Me. Getting To Do My Stand-up The Way I Have This Summer Is Really What I've Dreamed Of Since I Was About 10 Years Old.

I Like Those Older Theaters - The Acoustics Are Perfect, I Mean, You Just Have That Feel Of There's Been A Thousand Shows In There And Now You Get To Be One.

Sometimes Wrong Is Worth The Funny!