I Chewed Up A Lot Of Florida

I Always Like To Find Those Little Mom-and-pop Sandwich Places, Or Diners. Those Are My Favorite Kind Of Places.

I've Been Trying To Watch My Weight A Bit, But When I Come To Las Vegas, All Bets Are Off. I Get Enough Healthy Food In L.a. Where The Food Is The Size Of A Quarter And Costs $40 - When I'm In Vegas, I Want A Steak!

Yeah, I've Done Jim Breuer's Radio Show A Couple Times, And I Heard From Larry The Cable Guy When I Got 'mike & Molly,' Wishing Me Congratulations. I'm Always The Last One To The Party, Man. But That's Okay. I Got There.

I Have Been A Big Guy All My Life, I Am Not Going To Lose A Bunch Of Weight, Because Then You're Like That Weird Fat Person That Got Skinny But Still Has A Big Head. I Don't Want To Do That. So I'm Just Trying.

Sometimes Wrong Is Worth The Funny!