Sometimes Wrong Is Worth The Funny!

Yeah, I've Done Jim Breuer's Radio Show A Couple Times, And I Heard From Larry The Cable Guy When I Got 'mike & Molly,' Wishing Me Congratulations. I'm Always The Last One To The Party, Man. But That's Okay. I Got There.

You Start Realizing That Maybe You're The One Night A Month That People Have Out, And They Don't Need To Hear Your Political Views Or How Dark You Can Get. They Just Want To Laugh For An Hour And Go Home. Once I Wrapped My Head Around That, My Act Evolved Accordingly.

I Come From A Working-class Family In Pittsburgh, Whereas 'mike & Molly' Deals With The Working Class In Chicago. I Swear A Little, But I Pretty Much Talk The Same. It's Not Like When You See Someone Like Tim Allen And He's A Lot Bluer Onstage.

I've Been Trying To Watch My Weight A Bit, But When I Come To Las Vegas, All Bets Are Off. I Get Enough Healthy Food In L.a. Where The Food Is The Size Of A Quarter And Costs $40 - When I'm In Vegas, I Want A Steak!

I Chewed Up A Lot Of Florida Highway When I Was Starting Out. Used To Come To Tampa Two Or Three Times A Year For About 10 Years Straight.