I Consider Myself A Texan. I Grew

A Good Way To Lose Weight Is To Put Salt On Your Ass And Go To A Petting Zoo. But Stay Away From Goats Because I've Seen Them Fornicate With A Mail Box.

I've Been Told By Doctors And Surgeons That I Have The Energy Of Ten Men Who Have Normal Jobs.

Enemies Are Just Friends In Reverse.

You Know What 'failing' Stands For? It Stands For 'finding An Important Lesson, Inviting Needed Growth.'

You Know What 'doubt' Stands For? It Stands For 'debate On Understanding Bewildersome Thoughts.'