I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman

Switzerland Is A Place Where They Don't Like To Fight, So They Get People To Do Their Fighting For Them While They Ski And Eat Chocolate.

Weathermen Merely Forecast Rain To Keep Everyone Else Off The Golf Course

I Find Human Contact Repulsive.

Well, As You Know, I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage.

The Only Change I Can Really See Is That I Don't Have To Shop For Pants In Stores Anymore.