I'd Always Wanted To Be A Dramatic.

I See No Advantages In Aging Whatsoever. You Become Shriveled. You Become Decrepit. You Lose Your Faculties. Your Peer Group Passes Away. You Sit In A Room Gumming Your Porridge. I Don't See Any Advantage In This Whatsoever.

I've Always Been Interested In Being In Other People's Movies. I Never Get Any Offers.

Your Audience Teaches You How To Be Funny.

He's A Politician. That's A Notch Below Child Molester.

I Don't Fear Death. - I Just Don't Want To Be Around When It Happens.