I'd Be A Terrible Secret Agent. I

I Always Assume I Look Better Than I Actually Do. I'll Feel Pretty Good About Myself When I Leave The House, Then I'll See A Picture And Think, 'crap, I Had No Idea That's What I Was Looking Like.'

I've Had Paranoid Panic Attacks.

I'd Be A Terrible Secret Agent. I Can't Keep A Secret And I'm Not Sneaky.

I Can Hide, And My Husband's Just Terrible At Finding Me. I Do Like To Jump Out From Behind Doors And Scare Him.

There Are Some Things That, If You Say Them Out Loud, Will Hurt The Other Person's Feelings. I Tend To Say Them Anyway. It's Better To Be Honest.