I'd Get Me A Bunch Of Bats

Why, They Shot The Wrong Mckinley!

Slud Is Something More Than Slid. It Means Sliding With Great Effort.

I Know Who's The Best Pitcher I Ever See And It's Old Satchel Paige, That Big Lanky Colored Boy. My Fastball Looks Like A Change Of Pace Alongside That Little Pistol Bullet Ole Satchel (paige) Shoots Up To The Plate.

I Was Blessed With A Strong Arm And A Weak Mind.

All Ballplayers Want To Wind Up Their Careers With The Cubs, Giants Or Yankees. They Just Can't Help It.