Why, They Shot The Wrong Mckinley!

I'd Get Me A Bunch Of Bats And Balls And Sneak Me A Couple Of Umpires And Learn Them Kids Behind The Iron Curtain How To Tote A Bat And Play Baseball.

Mr. Rickey, I'll Put More People In The Park Than Anybody Since Babe Ruth.

Let The Teachers Learn The Kids English. Ol' Diz Will Learn The Kids Baseball.

I Only Went To The Third Grade Because My Father Only Went To The Fourth And I Didn't Want To Pass Him.

Anybody Who's Ever Had The Privilege Of Seeing Me Play Knows That I Am The Greatest Pitcher In The World.