It Puzzles Me How They Know What

All Ballplayers Want To Wind Up Their Careers With The Cubs, Giants Or Yankees. They Just Can't Help It.

I Know Who's The Best Pitcher I Ever See And It's Old Satchel Paige, That Big Lanky Colored Boy. My Fastball Looks Like A Change Of Pace Alongside That Little Pistol Bullet Ole Satchel (paige) Shoots Up To The Plate.

The Doctors X-rayed My Head And Found Nothing.

Why, They Shot The Wrong Mckinley!

I Ain't What I Used To Be, But Who The Hell Is?