If Satch (paige) And I Were Pitching

The Cards Had One Pitcher Who Won Fourteen Straight Games In A Period Of Twenty-four Days. Then When He Lost His Fifteenth Game 1-0, His Manager Fined Him Fifty Bucks.

Why, They Shot The Wrong Mckinley!

A Lot Of Folks That Ain't Saying 'ain't,' Ain't Eating.

Slud Is Something More Than Slid. It Means Sliding With Great Effort.

The Pitcher Wound Up And He Flang The Ball At The Batter. The Batter Swang And Missed. The Pitcher Flang The Ball Again And This Time The Batter Connected. He Hit A High Fly Right To The Center Fielder. The Center Fielder Was All Set To Catch The Ball, But At The Last Minute His Eyes Were Blound By The Sun And He Dropped It.