Let The Teachers Teach English And I

Mr. Rickey, I'll Put More People In The Park Than Anybody Since Babe Ruth.

I Know Who's The Best Pitcher I Ever See And It's Old Satchel Paige, That Big Lanky Colored Boy. My Fastball Looks Like A Change Of Pace Alongside That Little Pistol Bullet Ole Satchel (paige) Shoots Up To The Plate.

I Only Went To The Third Grade Because My Father Only Went To The Fourth And I Didn't Want To Pass Him.

If Satch (paige) And I Were Pitching On The Same Team, We Would Clinch The Pennant By July Fourth And Go Fishing Until World Series Time.

Anybody Who's Ever Had The Privilege Of Seeing Me Play Knows That I Am The Greatest Pitcher In The World.