Let The Teachers Teach English And I

Sure I Eat What I Advertise. Sure I Eat Wheaties For Breakfast. A Good Bowl Of Wheaties With Bourbon Can't Be Beat.

The Cards Had One Pitcher Who Won Fourteen Straight Games In A Period Of Twenty-four Days. Then When He Lost His Fifteenth Game 1-0, His Manager Fined Him Fifty Bucks.

The Doctors X-rayed My Head And Found Nothing.

A Lot Of Folks That Ain't Saying 'ain't,' Ain't Eating.

The Dumber A Pitcher Is, The Better. When He Gets Smart And Begins To Experiment With A Lot Of Different Pitches, He's In Trouble. All I Ever Had Was A Fastball, A Curve And A Changeup And I Did Pretty Good.