The Doctors X-rayed My Head And Found

I Only Went To The Third Grade Because My Father Only Went To The Fourth And I Didn't Want To Pass Him.

The Dumber A Pitcher Is, The Better. When He Gets Smart And Begins To Experiment With A Lot Of Different Pitches, He's In Trouble. All I Ever Had Was A Fastball, A Curve And A Changeup And I Did Pretty Good.

Slud Is Something More Than Slid. It Means Sliding With Great Effort.

If You Can Do It, It Ain't Braggin'... It's A Matter Of Self-confidence. I Got Where I Did Because I Wasn't No Shrinking Violet.

Mr. Rickey, I'll Put More People In The Park Than Anybody Since Babe Ruth.