The Doctors X-rayed My Head And Found

I Was Blessed With A Strong Arm And A Weak Mind.

Me And Paul (dean) Will Probably Win Forty Games (they Won Forty-nine).

Let The Teachers Learn The Kids English. Ol' Diz Will Learn The Kids Baseball.

I Only Went To The Third Grade Because My Father Only Went To The Fourth And I Didn't Want To Pass Him.

Let The Teachers Teach English And I Will Teach Baseball. There Is A Lot Of People In The United States Who Say Isn't, And They Ain't Eating.