The Doctors X-rayed My Head And Found

The Cards Had One Pitcher Who Won Fourteen Straight Games In A Period Of Twenty-four Days. Then When He Lost His Fifteenth Game 1-0, His Manager Fined Him Fifty Bucks.

I Can't Tell You Why There's A Delay, But Stick Your Head Out Of The Window And You'll Know Why.

Son, What Kind Of Pitch Would You Like To Miss?

It Ain't Braggin' If You Really Done It.

Why, They Shot The Wrong Mckinley!