Practice, Work Hard And Give It Everything

I Was Blessed With A Strong Arm And A Weak Mind.

I Ain't What I Used To Be, But Who The Hell Is?

I Know Who's The Best Pitcher I Ever See And It's Old Satchel Paige, That Big Lanky Colored Boy. My Fastball Looks Like A Change Of Pace Alongside That Little Pistol Bullet Ole Satchel (paige) Shoots Up To The Plate.

The Doctors X-rayed My Head And Found Nothing.

Son, What Kind Of Pitch Would You Like To Miss?