Fans, Don't Fail To Miss Tomorrow's Game.

Mr. Rickey, I'll Put More People In The Park Than Anybody Since Babe Ruth.

If You Can Do It, It Ain't Braggin'... It's A Matter Of Self-confidence. I Got Where I Did Because I Wasn't No Shrinking Violet.

Son, What Kind Of Pitch Would You Like To Miss?

The Pitcher Wound Up And He Flang The Ball At The Batter. The Batter Swang And Missed. The Pitcher Flang The Ball Again And This Time The Batter Connected. He Hit A High Fly Right To The Center Fielder. The Center Fielder Was All Set To Catch The Ball, But At The Last Minute His Eyes Were Blound By The Sun And He Dropped It.

I Only Went To The Third Grade Because My Father Only Went To The Fourth And I Didn't Want To Pass Him.