Fans, Don't Fail To Miss Tomorrow's Game.

Let The Teachers Learn The Kids English. Ol' Diz Will Learn The Kids Baseball.

Slud Is Something More Than Slid. It Means Sliding With Great Effort.

A Lot Of Folks That Ain't Saying 'ain't,' Ain't Eating.

I'd Get Me A Bunch Of Bats And Balls And Sneak Me A Couple Of Umpires And Learn Them Kids Behind The Iron Curtain How To Tote A Bat And Play Baseball.

The Pitcher Wound Up And He Flang The Ball At The Batter. The Batter Swang And Missed. The Pitcher Flang The Ball Again And This Time The Batter Connected. He Hit A High Fly Right To The Center Fielder. The Center Fielder Was All Set To Catch The Ball, But At The Last Minute His Eyes Were Blound By The Sun And He Dropped It.