Heck, If Anybody Told Me I Was

Heck, If Anybody Told Me I Was Setting A Record (strikeouts In A Game On July 30, 1933) I'd Of Got Me Some More Strikeouts.

I'd Get Me A Bunch Of Bats And Balls And Sneak Me A Couple Of Umpires And Learn Them Kids Behind The Iron Curtain How To Tote A Bat And Play Baseball.

Me And Paul (dean) Will Probably Win Forty Games (they Won Forty-nine).

Son, What Kind Of Pitch Would You Like To Miss?

Why, They Shot The Wrong Mckinley!