He (bill Terry) Once Hit A Ball

Fans, Don't Fail To Miss Tomorrow's Game.

He (branch Rickey) Must Think I Went To The Massachesetts Constitution Of Technology.

The Pitcher Wound Up And He Flang The Ball At The Batter. The Batter Swang And Missed. The Pitcher Flang The Ball Again And This Time The Batter Connected. He Hit A High Fly Right To The Center Fielder. The Center Fielder Was All Set To Catch The Ball, But At The Last Minute His Eyes Were Blound By The Sun And He Dropped It.

I Can't Tell You Why There's A Delay, But Stick Your Head Out Of The Window And You'll Know Why.

Why, They Shot The Wrong Mckinley!