He (bill Terry) Once Hit A Ball

I'd Get Me A Bunch Of Bats And Balls And Sneak Me A Couple Of Umpires And Learn Them Kids Behind The Iron Curtain How To Tote A Bat And Play Baseball.

The Cards Had One Pitcher Who Won Fourteen Straight Games In A Period Of Twenty-four Days. Then When He Lost His Fifteenth Game 1-0, His Manager Fined Him Fifty Bucks.

I Won Twenty-eight Games In Thirty-five And I Couldn't Believe My Eyes When The Cards Sent Me A Contract With A Cut In Salary. Mr. Rickey Said I Deserved A Cut Because I Didn't Win Thirty Games.

I Can't Tell You Why There's A Delay, But Stick Your Head Out Of The Window And You'll Know Why.

I Ain't What I Used To Be, But Who The Hell Is?