It Ain't Bragging If You Can Do

Why, They Shot The Wrong Mckinley!

I Never Keep A Scorecard Or The Batting Averages. I Hate Statistics. What I Got To Know, I Keep In My Head.

Slud Is Something More Than Slid. It Means Sliding With Great Effort.

Mr. Rickey, I'll Put More People In The Park Than Anybody Since Babe Ruth.

Let The Teachers Teach English And I Will Teach Baseball. There Is A Lot Of People In The United States Who Say Isn't, And They Ain't Eating.