I'd Never Buy My Girl A Watch...

If A Guy Drew A Charge On Me, I Tried To Kick Him In The Balls.

All I Know Is, As Long As I Led The Southeastern Conference In Scoring, My Grades Would Be Fine.

It Ain't Like We're Curing Cancer Or Anything, We're Watching Basketball.

If I Weren't Earning $3 Million A Year To Dunk A Basketball, Most People On The Street Would Run In The Other Direction If They Saw Me Coming.

I'm Serious. I've Got To Get People To Realize That The Government Is Full Of It. Republicans And Democrats Want To Argue Over Stuff That's Not Important, Like Gay Marriage Or The War In Iraq Or Illegal Immigration... When I Run - If I Run - We're Going To Talk About Real Issues Like Improving Our Schools, Cleaning Up Our Neighborhoods Of Drugs And Crime And Making Alabama A Better Place For All People.