I'd Never Buy My Girl A Watch...

I Came To The Realization A Couple Months Ago That I Am Fat. If You Get Tired From Walking - And That's All That Golf Is - Then You Are Officially Fat.

I Was Asked For Years About Being A Republican, Probably Because Most Black People Are Democrats. My Mother Heard It Once And Called Me And Said 'charles, Republicans Are For The Rich People.' And I Said, 'mom, I'm Rich.'

I Don't Believe Professional Athletes Should Be Role Models. I Believe Parents Should Be Role Models.... It's Not Like It Was When I Was Growing Up. My Mom And My Grandmother Told Me How It Was Going To Be. If I Didn't Like It, They Said, Don't Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On Your Way Out. Parents Have To Take Better Control.

I Don't Think Of Myself As Giving Interviews. I Just Have Conversations. That Gets Me In Trouble.

I Think The Biggest Problem Is Parents Are So Concerned With Being Friends With Their Kids. You're Not Their Friend. You're Their Parent.