I'd Never Buy My Girl A Watch...

I'd Never Buy My Girl A Watch... She's Already Got A Clock Over The Stove.

Thank God For Jerry Springer's Show. I Thought Only Black Folks Were That Screwed Up Until I Watched Jerry Springer.

I Think That The Team That Wins Game Five Will Win The Series. Unless We Lose Game Five.

Everybody In The World Has An Ego. The Only Difference Between Us Is We Have A Reason To Have An Ego.

You Know What's Amazing To Me? America. There Have Been So Many People Who Have Stepped Up, And I'm Just Proud To Be An American. Yeah, There Were Some Mistakes Made, But I Don't Play The Blame Game. Let's Move Forward And Rebuild New Orleans.