I'd Never Have Written The Big Books

The Memo's Chief Function ... Is As A Track-coverer, So That You Can Turn On Someone Six Months Later And Snarl: 'well, You Should Have Known About It, I Sent You A Memo.

But I Always Seem To Finish A Book And Then Think, Oh God, I've Got To Pay A Tax Bill, So I'd Better Write A Novel, So I Tend Not To Stop And Learn Word Processing.

Never Drink Black Coffee At Lunch; It Will Keep You Awake All Afternoon.

I'd Never Have Written The Big Books In London.

I Think We Ought To Have A Kindness Year, Or A Kindness Century.