I'd Rather Be Funny Than Wise.

Now I Don't Have Anything Against Mexican People, But For God's Sakes, Sign The Gust Book On The Way In.

The Death Penalty Is Becoming A Way Of Life In This Country.

I Like Money. It's Fun To Fold And Stack And Smell And Look At. It's Just Plain Fun To Count Money, And I Often Do It In A Loud Falsetto While Wearing Nothing But A Captain's Hat And A Coin Changer.

One Man's Voltaire Is Another Man's Screech.

That Receiver Was As Wide Open As Annabel Chong.