I'd Rather Be The King Of Kids,

I've Had So Many Hot, Cheesy, Corny Loves Of Music In My Life. I Had A Very Intense Billy Joel Period. So Once You've Really Joeled It Up - There's Some Good Periods Of Joel; It's Not All Hot Cheese. But I Can't Judge Anyone Else For Their Cheese. I've Deep-sea Dived In The Gouda.

I Like Being Married. I'm At Home With My Wife And Kids All The Time Now. I Don't Go Out For Wild Nights.

I Took A Year Of Karate. It Was Like Obligatory... Every Kid Was Taking Like One Year Of Karate And One Year Of Piano In My Town. It Was Bruce Lee And Liberace. But I Was Not A White Belt. I Graduated. I Had A Colour Belt - But That's All You Need To Know. It Could Have Been Black, It Could Have Been Yellow, Or It Could Have Been Anything In Between.

There Were Times When I Thought I Got A Bit More Punishment Than Was Coming To Me, But I Don't Regret A Minute Of It Now. Each Of Us Must Be Tempered In Some Fire. Nobody Had More To Do With Choosing The Fire That Tempered Me Than Myself, And Instead Of Finding Fault With The Fire I Give Thanks That I Had The Metal To Take The Temper And Hold It.

People Scream At Me, "hey, Let's Party." I Give Off An I'm-crazy-and-i-want-to-arty-and-wrestle-you Vibe.