I Like Being Married. I'm At Home

When I Was A Kid, I Thought I Was The Strongest Man In The World. Then, The Fastest Runner And Then The Smartest Person In The World. One By One My Delusions Got Shut Down. Now I Just See Myself As The Lamest Guy In The World.

I Recommend That Everyone In Their Youth Be As Out Of Shape As Possible So That When You Turn 40, People Can Go, "wow, You Look Much Better Now."

I Seem Like A Big Bombastic Outgoing Dude, When It Comes Down To It With The Ladies, When I Was A Single, Free-wheeling Dude, I Was Always Very Shy. It Was Difficult To Form Sentences With The Girl Of My Dreams.

I'm Fairly Certain That Yolo Is Just Carpe Diem For Stupid People.

Funny Songs, That’s My Ticket. I Can’t Remember When It Started Or Why It Started, It’s Just Something That I Needed.