I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21

Never Cry Over Spilt Milk, Because It May Have Been Poisoned.

Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than A Fifth.

If I Had To Live My Life Over, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.

Prayers Never Bring Anything... They May Bring Solace To The Sap, The Bigot, The Ignorant, The Aboriginal, And The Lazy - But To The Enlightened It Is The Same As Asking Santa Claus To Bring You Something For Xmas