I'd Say He's Done More Than That.

Nothing Is Like It Seems, But Everything Is Exactly Like It Is.

In Baseball, You Don't Know Nothing.

When Giving Directions To Joe Garagiola To His New Jersey Home, Which Is Accessible By Two Routes: "when You Come To A Fork In The Road, Take It."

How Can A You Hit And Think At The Same Time?

A Good Time To Hit Is With Men On Base, Because The Pitcher Ain't Got No Place To Put You. He's Going To Get That Ball Around There Somewhere. He Don't Want To Walk You.