We Made Too Many Wrong Mistakes.

Yogi Saw Three Of His Players In The Locker Room Wearing Cone Head Hats. Yogi Said, Those Guys Make A Pair.

As A General Comment On Baseball:"90% Of The Game Is Half Mental."

Cut My Pie Into Four Pieces, I Don’t Think I Could Eat Eight.

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'

He Can Run Anytime He Wants. I'm Giving Him The Red Light.