How Long Have You Known Me, Jack?

In Theory, Practice Should Work Like Theory. In Practice, It Doesn't.

If You Get A Guy That Can Play A Couple Positions, It Helps You Out A Real Lot.

When I'm Sittin' Down To Dinner With The Family, Stuff [another Yogiism] Just Pops Out. And They'll Say, 'dad, You Just Said Another One.' And I Don't Even Know What The Heck I Said.

You Can Get Old Pretty Young If You Don't Take Care Of Yourself.

Half The Lies They Tell About Me Aren't True.