I Don't Mean To Be Funny.

The Only Color I Don't Have Is Navy Brown.

Yogi Saw Three Of His Players In The Locker Room Wearing Cone Head Hats. Yogi Said, Those Guys Make A Pair.

You Better Cut The Pizza In Four Pieces Because I'm Not Hungry Enough To Eat Six.

Listen Up, Because I've Got Nothing To Say And I'm Only Gonna To Say It Once.

I Don't Know If It's Good For Baseball, But It Sure Beats The Hell Out Of Rooming With Phil Rizzuto!