I Don't Mean To Be Funny.

I Don't Know If It's Good For Baseball, But It Sure Beats The Hell Out Of Rooming With Phil Rizzuto!

The Ballparks Have Gotten Too Crowded. That's Why Nobody Goes To See The Game Anymore.

I Never Said Most Of The Things I Said.

If You're Going To Cheat, It's Better If You Don't Get Caught.

Bill Dickey Learned Me All His Experience.