I Detest Acting Because It Is Sheer

Say Anything About Me, Darling, As Long As It Isn't Boring.

Television Could Perform A Great Service In Mass Education, But There's No Indication Its Sponsors Have Anything Like This On Their Minds.

They Used To Photograph Shirley Temple Through Gauze. They Should Photograph Me Through Linoleum.

Going Down On A Woman Gives Me A Stiff Neck, Going Down On A Man Gives Me Lockjaw And Conventional Sex Gives Me Claustrophobia.

I Have Been Tight As A Tick! Fried As A Mink! Stiff As A Goat!