I Did Try To Get A Few

I Text My Girlfriends. I Look At Facebook. I Check My E-mail. If I'm Away From The News Cycle More Than A Few Hours, I Feel Out Of Touch.

I Think People Really Don't Like Cops So Much; They're Kind Of Rude To Them Or Treat Them Like They Can't See Them.

I Heard Someone Say The Other Day That They Thought It Was Sexier To Call Someone Their Fiance Instead Of Their Husband Or Wife.

I Always Get Scared Of Traffic Cops When I'm Driving, Like I Freak Out Even When I'm Not Doing Anything Wrong. I Still Think They're Going To Pull Me Over And Arrest Me.

People Say 'nerd' Condescendingly, But When You're Older You Start To Realize That It's The Nerds Who Grow Up To Be The Cool Ones.