I Didn't Always Spell My Name Bil.

Oh Simple Thing, Where Have You Gone? I'm Getting Old And I Need Something To Rely On So Tell Me When You're Gonna Let Me In I'm Getting Tired And I Need Somewhere To Begin

Mommy Would Never Divorce Daddy. He's Just Like One Of The Family.

I Didn't Always Spell My Name Bil. My Parents Named Me Bill, But When I Started Drawing Cartoons On The Wall, They Knocked The 'l' Out Of Me.

A Hug Is Like A Boomerang - You Get It Back Right Away.

Yesterday's The Past, Tomorrow's The Future, But Today Is A Gift. That's Why It's Called The Present.