I Didn't Fancy Any Of My Teachers.

I Like My Old Nose. If I Could Get It Out The Cupboard And Put It On, Then I Would.

I Think I Must Have A Super-fast Metabolism.

I Have Loads Of Underwear, But Only Wear The Bras Because I Never Wear Knickers.

The People Who Ask Me For My Autograph Are The People Who've Put Me Here Today, And You Can't Afford To Forget That.

People Are People. All That Celebrity Tagging Doesn't Bother Me At All.