I Didn't Like Mundane Life.

There Are So Many Good Authors; There's No Shortage Of Them.

Always Keep A Smile. I Attribute My Long Life To That. I Believe I Will Die Laughing. That's Part Of My Program.

I Had To Wait 110 Years To Become Famous. I Wanted To Enjoy It As Long As Possible.

I Only Have One Wrinkle And I'm Sitting On It.

Excuse Me If I'm Clinging On To Life, But My Parents Wove Me From Tight Thread.