I Do Actually Use A Boxing Trainer

Stereotypically Speaking Feminists Can't Take A Joke. ::audience Boo:: See?

When I Take My Kids Out For Dinner Or Lunch, People Smile At Us.

Out Of The People That Ever Were, Almost All Of Them Are Dead. There Are Way More Dead People, And You're All Gonna Die And Then You're Gonna Be Dead For Way Longer Than You're Alive. Like That's Mostly What You're Ever Gonna Be. You're Just Dead People That Didn't Die Yet.

Life's Too Short To Be An Asshole, As An Employer Or As An Employee.

Last Week I Got A Flu That I Caught, 'cause My Daughter Coughed ... Into My Mouth.