I Do Find It Odd People Choose

I'm Most Certainly Not The Beatles.

I Read Books More Than I Go Out.

Children Are Like Crazy, Drunken Small People In Your House.

I Tell My Kids, "look, Your Life Is A Video Game, And I Have To Get You From Level Zero To 18 As An Independent Person With All Your Skills And Limbs Intact. Every Time You Hit Your Brother Or Throw Food, You're Taking Us All Back."

Kids Think The World Is About Them, So If You Forgot To Put The Right Flavor Yogurt In Their Lunch, And They Have Too Much Homework When They Come Home, They're Like, "you Know I Hate Peach!" There's A Part Of Me That's Like, "i'm So Sorry. I Could Have Shown My Love More."