I Was Class Mom At The Preschool

I'm In Total Celebrity Denial In General, But There's Awareness That Probably If Somebody Has Met You, They Might Go And Tell Somebody. I Just Would Rather Have The Word On The Street Stay At A Neutral, Not Like, "she Shows Up In A Ball Gown," But "she Seemed Nice." That's Fine.

Children Are Like Crazy, Drunken Small People In Your House.

I Was Class Mom At The Preschool One Year And I Was Pretty Much Asked Not To Do That Again!

I'm On A Strict Gossip Diet. No Gossip Websites, No Gossip Magazines. Otherwise, I Find It Paralyzing To Exist.

How Many Times Can You Say, "no Yanking On One Another's Genitals?" Everything Is Hilarious Until Someone Starts Crying.