I Was Class Mom At The Preschool

Children Are Like Crazy, Drunken Small People In Your House.

I Discovered On School Days, When They've Got To Get Up At 6:30, They Won't Get Out Of Bed. But On The Weekends, They Were Up At 6 A.m. I Was Like, "why Do You Guys Wake Up So Early On The Weekends?" It's Like, "because I Wake Up And I Think, Is It A Tv Day? And If It Is..." So We Had To Change That Rule. I'm Like, "thank You For Telling Me What I Need To Do."

It's A War Of Attrition. If You Have Patience And A Modicum Of Faith In Yourself Your Chances Are Not Too Bad.

I Use An App Called Choremonster. The Kids Earn Points For Brushing Teeth Or Picking Up The Dog Poop. It's Genius.

I Do Find It Odd People Choose To Do Stuff That Makes Them Look Like Crazy Hollywood Faces, But I've Got Zero Judgment.