I'm On A Strict Gossip Diet. No

I Always Come Across Sounding Like I Hate My Children. I Actually Love Them Very Much.

I Tell My Kids, "look, Your Life Is A Video Game, And I Have To Get You From Level Zero To 18 As An Independent Person With All Your Skills And Limbs Intact. Every Time You Hit Your Brother Or Throw Food, You're Taking Us All Back."

Children Are Like Crazy, Drunken Small People In Your House.

My Husband Is Very Funny And His Humor Has Gotten Us Through A Lot. He's Good At Defusing Me.

Success Is Getting Up One More Time Than You Fall Down.