I Do Not Know Of A Better

Love Is Like The Measles; We Can't Have It Bad But Once, And The Later In Life We Have It The Tougher It Goes With Us.

I Never Had A Man Come To Me For Advice Yet, But What I Soon Discovered That He Thought More Of His Own Opinion Than He Did Of Mine.

Occasions Are Rare; And Those, Who Know How To Seize Upon Them, Are Rarer.

Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law, But Pay For Her Board At Some Good Hotel.

Learning Sleeps And Snores In Libraries, But Wisdom Is Everywhere, Wide Awake, On Tiptoe.